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Originals 
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A Town With No Titties - Ain't no place to be. The dang trail gets lonely enough. This version recorded live March 30, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Ain't Got Time For Lovin' You - Um, I have to leave to go wash my duds or somethin'...
All You M*$!erF*%#ers Make Me Sick - If I see anymore, I'm gonna....well, you figure it out. This version recorded live May 20, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
An Ode to Billy Bob Sally Mae Joe - A song about our weirdest relationship ever. Sorta like when we took out your sister. This version recorded live February 10, 2007 at The Aquarium in Fargo, ND.
The Ballad of José - A tribute to a Johnny Appleseed of a different sort. This version recorded live February 10, 2007 at The Aquarium in Fargo, ND.
Because of You - Yep...you keep me on the run.
Boxcar Willie - Dude, I seen more things than a rambler should see. This version recorded live February 10, 2007 at The Aquarium in Fargo, ND.
Cake at the Lake - And if yer comin' out, be sure and bring a bottle of that good cherry wine! This version recorded live October 27, 2006 at the House of Rock in Fargo, ND.
Disclaimer - Something ever'body should know before they bring their chilluns to our shows. This version recorded live February 23, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Drinkin' and Whorin' - How we like to spend our downtime. This version recorded live October 27, 2006 at the House of Rock in Fargo, ND.
Drive - Sucks when you can't see the lines on the road, right there in front of yer face. This version recorded live October 27, 2006 at the House of Rock in Fargo, ND.
End of the Line - Travelin' by rail don't never get old. Choo-choo! This version recorded live March 30, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Farewell to the Rodeo - Daddy's good name ends with me. This version recorded live May 20, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Feets Don't Fail Me Now - Who likes bein' treated like a piece of moldy bread? This version recorded live February 23, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
The Legionnaires Fight Song - A li'l ditty about us to start things off. We don't take no shit. This version recorded live October 12, 2006 at VFW Post 762 in Fargo, ND.
Girl From Colorado - 'cuz I hear they take it well. This version recorded live February 23, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
The H Train - Don't wanna ride on this one. It ain't exactly on the B or C lines, anyhow.
Heidi Ho - Damn, girl...whatcha doin' to me? This version recorded live December 22, 2005 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Honeysuckle Glaze - The original glazed donut? Cactus' face. This version recorded live January 27, 2006 at VFW Post 1223 in Moorhead, MN.
I Will - Baby, yer just like yer sisters! This version recorded live May 31, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
I Wish We Didn't Have Sex Last Night - Lordy, what wuz I thinkin', anyhow? This version recorded live February 23, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
I'd Eat the Poop From Your Butt - ...if I liked you. What?! Ain't you never been in love before? This version recorded live April 15, 2005 at The Eastgate Lounge in Moorhead, MN.
Jamie - They gonna scratch you with their pointy teeth. Yep. This version recorded live August 10, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Mail Order Bride - Seems like the mailman takes even longer when you're eager.
Maybe It's For the Best - Or maybe not...I'm too hung over to think about it. This version recorded live March 30, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
My Bride - You don't wanna get on her bad side. This version recorded live May 20, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
No Way to Be - That's what mah daddy always told me, anyhow. This version recorded live October 12, 2006 at VFW Post 762 in Fargo, ND.
Peaches - My name is Carl, goddammit. Not Peaches. Carl. This version recorded live January 27, 2006 at VFW Post 1223 in Moorhead, MN.
Pornography - Why live in reality? This is more fun. This version recorded live March 30, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Queen of the Trailer - And to all her subjects, she sez "let them eat squirrel".
Roll Ya Up - ...and sell you cheap. This version recorded live August 10, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Rotten Rhonda - An old-fashioned lament about love going bad. This version recorded live March 30, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Sangre de Cristo - A little taste of Jamaica by way of North Dakota, mon. This version recorded live October 5, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Shit Baby - We'll stick together, it's the right thing to do for our child. This version recorded live February 10, 2007 at The Aquarium in Fargo, ND.
Suck My Balls, It's Christmas - Baby, I did buy you a nice present, it's there under the tree, so...how about it? This version recorded live February 10, 2007 at The Aquarium in Fargo, ND.
Back Alley Hash - A seedy world of loose women and illicit substances. This version recorded live May 31, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
The Sultan of Brunei - Lookin' over a brown-eyed girl and feelin' like the richest man in the world. Feels good! This version recorded live March 30, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
Take Me to the Other Side - Skank on over to where the green grasses grow. This version recorded live February 10, 2007 at The Aquarium in Fargo, ND.
Until My Days Are Done - I'll keep on ragin' 'til I cain't do it no more. This version recorded live March 30, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
You Got the Worms - And I got a surprize fer you, too, sweetie. This version recorded live April 15, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
You Never Let Me Pee on You - And yet, I been so good to you...where's the love, baby? This version recorded live February 23, 2006 at The Nestor in Fargo, ND.
You Won't See Me No More - Not if I see you first, anyway. This version recorded live February 10, 2007 at The Aquarium in Fargo, ND.
Covers
Thunderstruck - An ancient bluegrass classic, revived in
modern musical form.
Piss Up a Rope - I'm sick of yer two-percent milk, yuh
big-booty bitch.
Buenas Tardes, Amigo - Been lookin' for yuh, hermano. My
brother says hello. ¡Y ahora debo matarle!
Mr. Richard Smoker - Entirely new meaning to the phrase "Y'all ain't from around here, are
yuh, boy?"
Family Tradition - 'cuz ol' Bocephus said so. And his daddy died in the back of a Cadillac, so I ain't gonna argue.
Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard - Them boys just made us laugh and laugh. And drink. And laugh, and laugh...
Folsom Prison Blues - Mr. Johnny Cash, amplified through the genius of
the Legionnaires. A winning combination.
Cumberland Blues - Some song we heard some band play somewhere.
East Bound and Down - We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there. Ain't any of y'all got a faster horse?
Feel Like Makin' Love - Pretty much all the time. Ready yet? Damn, hurry up...
The Gambler - Kenny....Kenny....Kenny....what condition is yer condition in these days?
Rocky Top - Hello, Kyle...how's the clogging coming along?
FIB - Cuttin' through the bullshit with David Allan Coe
Booze Me Up and Get Me High - Good advice from Deaner and Gener
Half Past One - Good-time music from our friends in the Wu (nope, not the Wu-Tang Clan, tho they're our pals, too)
Country Death Song - So good we woulda had to write it if it didn't exist
Willin' - Lowell George and co. knew about life on the lonely road
Loser - Not necessarily anybody we know. But some of you better watch yerselves...
Instant Karma - So much more convenient than reg'lar brewed karma, and you won't taste the difference
Long-Haired Country Boy - Life lessons from the CDB
Sweet Virginia - Got to scrape that shit right off yer shoes. I mean, boots
Superstition - Man, that dude got enough soul to lend us some. And maybe some cash, too?
Roll With the Changes - Yeah, this one always get a laugh...after y'all pick yer jaw up off the floor
One More Saturday Night - Comes right after Friday, but that's only helpful if you remember what day today is
Pancho and Lefty - Them dang ol' federales couldn't do nothin' right
Rocky Top - Home Sweet Home to me. Ain't no place like it.
Audio files to be posted as they're recorded. Y'all come back now, y'hear?
